Dumbledore and Fawkes by hueco_mundo
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(Source: sendificator)
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
holy
friggin
shit
i still think HORSES are big but
would you
just
COULD YOU IMAGINE
FUCK
Yeah :) would be awesome.
I was feeling a little blue and I was looking for something on the internet to cheer me up and Warren Ellis has a post on his tumblr pointing to a website, I Write Like, so I thought, oh, hey, why not? Warren got David Foster Wallace; I was thinking, huh, maybe it’ll tell me I write like John Steinbeck! Hell, maybe David Mitchell!!!
Sigh. Going to bed now.
PS - It’s funny. I admit it. Even I think it’s funny.
For the .0000000000001% of you who don’t know: Stephen King is Joe’s dad.
Shinji!!!
preservedcucumbers:
There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey.
Eat all the honey!
(Source: preservedcucumbers)